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Snooki & JWoww

It was only a matter of time... LOL Nothing like starting off the series of "Things You Saw at the Beach but Wish You Didn't" with Snooki and JWoww. Well, technically it wasn't at the beach - but close enough!

Apparently this is the height of men's fashion trends right now. Ladies, behold: Towel Man. I have no words.

He's sexy and he knows it! The Lady in Red's paparazzi are on patrol again today in South Beach and spotted this very ?fashionable? exhibition of the Florida thong trend (center, in front of the black truck). Maybe we should have a contest at the end of this series where people can vote for which male thong model struts his stuff best!

Imagine the front view. Then again, maybe don't!

Thong Man part deux.

The Lady in Red has her paparazzi out and about in South Beach again and spotted this sight. Yes, it is a MAN wearing a thong string bikini. Perhaps s-he and Thong Man (see below) shop at the same store?

"Lady in Red" vanity plates? Well, they're not mine but I love how Marty Morrison of PA spotted this and snapped this picture! [If this were my license plate, I'd be driving something red, sportier, and convertible-like for sure! ;) ] - - AWESOME capture, Marty!

I'm not sure what that line is going across the bottom of this photo...but it might be a bolt of lightning sent by the gods to set aflame this man's black tights paired with his brightly plaided shorts ensemble.

Here's a closer look in case you wanted to try to determine the designer and purchase this outfit for yourself. I have a feeling the fashion police made an arrest soon after this was taken.

License plate I saw driving around my town while sitting in a drive through line at a standstill. (No, I don't text and drive!) :) Funny thing is, a guy was driving this car, and the plate does not look purposely personalized. I wonder if he was just stating his preference. LOL :)

Be happy that you are only seeing the back view. This past March I was in South Beach, FL and this guy was walking through the outdoor part of the restaurants wearing only exactly what you see here. I don't know what his real name is, but I have deemed him 'Thong Man'.

Another shot of 'Thong Man'. Apparently he is a South Beach regular who feels the need to cruise the streets and dance on corners and gyrate in front of restaurant tables. I wonder if he has a different g-string for each night.

Nice parking job, Bob! Now, really, it's not like this is some brand spanking new, spotless truck that the owner would fear having someone park a little too close to in the parking lot. Really? Is it necessary to be a space hog?! While this is not an "odd" encounter, it's just plain annoying. The lines are painted for a reason buddy!